I’m a subscriber but I use a credit card that actually gives me enough “streaming credit” to cover it so I’ll keep it but man if I was an artist Netflix and WB would be the last places I’d pitch.

They are the fucking worst

I could think of worse ways to go than being trampled to death by 900 women with The Feminine Urge drowning out my screams

My ex is my BFF and I talk to her at least every other day. I’m actually friendly with most all the people I’ve dated. The only LTR ex that o don’t speak to is the one who I accidentally converted to Judaism and she became a radical orthodox Zionist

Weird thing about my depression is I’m WAY better at doing dishes. A stack of dishes literally makes me suicidal when I’m in a depressive spiral

You remember me when I was still young and beautiful

Suuuuure you maple soaked disaster Bay

“Hoovered” it’s like you never even were American

You only think you’re a big Willa fan. Once you see this…..😍

People who think torturing the weak kids in school is funny find this shit hilarious