So, uh, Hurricane Oscar formed. Going to need to do a look back at this one. Wow. Mostly modest hurricane impacts in a small area, but a threat to the Turks/Caicos, southeastern Bahamas, and parts of Cuba.

I mean it would be cool if USAREC was savvy enough to pull off some kind of guerrilla marketing reverse-judo info op like “planting ‘used’ camo pants in thrift shops” but … I have doubts

It will be hot af again tomorrow, then drop 20°+ on Wednesday so maybe it’ll snow next week, who knows

sorry 😐

no it’s more “why is it so fucking hot in the middle of god damn October”

yes hello I have a question about Texas ✋

If the fucking Mets win too I swear to god this postseason is cursed

the Astros and O’s both losing in upset sweeps in the WC round, while blowing bases-loaded opportunities to stay alive is just … 😐

yep

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these playoffs are drunk

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