Ok, I'm genuinely curious now. What would be the best way to approach this? Like, no chitchat, no pleasantries, no easing into it, just cold and detached straight to business? "I want X, Y and Z. On F date at G place. Do you take debit or cash only? What would be the hourly rate?"

I mean, saying hi is totally fine! But when that’s ALL the message says, I feel the burden to do all the work. My ideal message would look something like: Hey there! How are you? I’m looking for an erotic massage in the week of October 13, where are you located and what are your limits/fees?