okay shameful to admit this…. but get warmer finally clicked for me after like 15 years

you'll see a MANHUNT commercial the way God intended: if a coked-up executive greenlights a show about chasers and transsexuals shooting Peter Jackson orc monsters and fucking in abandoned buildings

genius level shit

WHO HAVE I BECOME

ive lost my zest for life. i haven’t hotboxed my car in a gas station car wash in years

Arwen: Great news dad I'm going to marry my boyfriend who lives outside and doesn't have a job and does a lot of foraging and archery Elrond: uhhhhhh there is a, um, a magical reason you can't do that

gagging on saliva while making a storewide page

butt pill is funny bc the excitement immediately wore off. like with injections for a couple weeks i was like oh boy needle time. with butt pill yr like oh great let’s wash our hands

time for the most important meal of the day: butt pill

(mineral)