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Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Rascally asiatic. Old dog. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang 🦀 *freelander.bsky.social reminds you to review your terms of service and accepts no liability for damages to prope
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'Get the kids. I peed on these rags. Put them over your faces and get in the car'

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PR'd my half marathon distance after working 14½ hours yesterday. Just cracked the hundred minute mark. Started my kick 3 km from the finish line because I was so sick of running near these two gym bro goggins souls. Totally dusted them.

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Made a marathon distance on Sunday with >1100m of elevation gain. It was a 21.1 km loop and I had two beers, 2 smokes and one shit before I started the second loop. Took me 5 hours and 15 minutes altogether.

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So glad we didn't squish this poor little fellow.

My running wife's full sleeve tattooed arms are outstretched and in her hands is a tiny tiny frog maybe a cm square at most.
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So I am like: do you want me in the field making sure the workers are doing a good, sage and efficient job or do you want me sitting in an office filling out paperwork? I cannot do both. My job is to direct the labour and it is someone else's job to provide me with the manpower, tools and permits.

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Clouds of Yore. ☁️ geheugen.delpher.nl/en/geheugen/...

Black and white photo of a very fluffy longhaired white cat, sitting up with one paw in the air and looking up as if about to swat at a toy out of the frame.
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My paw is here, human... Kiss it if you want to live.

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@freelander.bsky.social
Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Rascally asiatic. Old dog. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang 🦀 *freelander.bsky.social reminds you to review your terms of service and accepts no liability for damages to prope
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