Had a long walk with my friend Ziggy. My first encounter with guinea fowl. The walk would have been quicker if I the humans hadn’t spent so much time picking blackberries and admiring the allotments

Helping out in the garden

“Is this about gang bangs?” He asked

The 13 year old is mesmerised by the Spice Girls on #totp

Nope, but I’m sure there’s plenty out there. I would think it’s a prime candidate for a slow cooker which would win me over.

Starting to feel autumnal. The village ducks took a trip to the pub.

Apple butter?

Today I helped the chimney sweep by lying on his dust sheets

My friend Ziggy came on a walk with me today. I showed him the best rodent nests and conkers.

We seemed to follow this hare along the track this morning. I’m kept on a lead so I can’t chase them. The human spotted her first mushrooms of the autumn and got her bird ID app out.