One of the few times I earnestly said, "thanks Obama" was when the 4th bore had a sign on the construction that said "brought to you by ARRA funding"

Meet my daughter Rawlings, that's right, she's named after a baseball glove

He looks like Tan Mom

I pity the fool who makes fun of Pokey!

Lol, forgot he was running. This is exactly what I look for in a U.S. senator

Sometimes I see him boppin' around Oakland with his 20 gallon red hat.

It also seems true that if one party rules for too long and without competition. corruption festers, at least at the state and local level.

Sorry, too distracted by that track jacket/gold medallion combo.

I thought you just got the operator and said, "Operator, get me Klondike 87000"

She's looking for Mr. Velvet