"ah man it's 1 am i'd better check if i got any emai-- **MY EYESSS __MY EYYYEESSS__**

@chalkllate No im sleeby let me sleeby scroll in peace ​:catfall:​

rest in peace the simpsons tapped out, i may not have played it for the 13 years it was out, but from the 30 minutes i did play it feels like it would've been a fun time waster. lots of dialogue and love put into it. 🫡

@chalkllate I dont even know what this means but so true

@chalkllate damn... now i want a giant pancake.....

@greenprocyon.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Are u not going to acknowledge that it also called u Chris chan 😭

@Zyro1331 this goes INCREDIBLY hard and scratches an itch i didnt even know i had ​:cat_pog:​

ios users getting the demo because apple would've rejected the app otherwise for having no functionality without a login meanwhile android users getting the sisyphean task of watching this same infomercial over and over again

still works tho

i straight up just checked 2 days worth of local feed for mentions of the instance in question, and i saw nothing but a single reply from a completely different user. it wasnt even anything mean 😭 so i dont really understand what happened?? But please next time leave like archive.is links or […]