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frostandfurious
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writer, cat-sitter, professional shitposter
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“You can’t make a living off music,” they said. “Creative pursuits are as good as pipe dreams,” they said. Well look who’s laughing now! Me, with exactly $26.66 in stream revenue over the last five years. Follow your dreams.

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In celebration of Halloween Season here is once again Erin Greene’s monologue from Midnight Mass. Only cool people know it.

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Halloween Easter 🤝 chocolate & zombies

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Doctor: you need more potassium in your diet Me: K

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It’s so funny that we say shit like “take leave” in a modern working setting. Aye m’lord I have taken leave and shall depart forthwith atop horse-drawn carriage o’er yonder hamlet!

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Pronounces séance like fiancé

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In The Jungle Book, the villain’s name is Shere Khan (‘Shere’ meaning ‘tiger’ and ‘Khan’ being a title akin to ‘ruler’) i.e. Tiger King

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Happy 1 October. Be not afraid.

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frostandfurious
@frostandfurious.bsky.social
writer, cat-sitter, professional shitposter
23 followers24 following15 posts