WIFE: why is there a chicken wearing glasses in our living room ME: he’s my new friend CHICKEN: *pecks at the floor and his glasses fall off* ME: oh no where did Cluck Kent go

*second chicken walks in with shaved head* OH NO IT’S PECKS LUTHOR

🎵 You wear a disguise to look like human guys, But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo 🎶

This is so stupid. And yet I am near tears.

IT’S SUPERHEN!!!

SURPRISE JOKE

i hate this post dearly because i am laughing