PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full OPTOMETRIST: the glass is half empty... or full empty... or full empty... or fullPESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full OPTOMETRIST: the glass is half empty... or full empty... or full empty... or full

ME: the glass is neither empty or full, but both are possible depeding what I decide to do with the water in it

[David Attenborough voice ] Frovo returns from the very edge of conscious thought where they had been mining funniness to feed the hungry members of their community. Tonight they feast. Post on, oh tireless Frovo.