WIFE: do these jeans make my butt look big ME: you are beautiful no matter what you wear WIFE: that's a damning non-answerWIFE: do these jeans make my butt look big ME: you are beautiful no matter what you wear WIFE: that's a damning non-answer

Use the Sir Mix-A.Lot defence!

"I have concepts of an answer?"

My lawyers have advised me to remain silent