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Chill Wills' Son Will Wills 🎃HALLOWEEN👻MODE🎃
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#16 Death Spa (1988) - I loved 1987's Killer Workout so I included Death Spa on this year's list. It matches Killer Workout boob for boob and kill for kill with an equally stupid twisty plot about revenge plus a murderous computer that controls the spa from steam rooms to blenders to frozen fish.

A man helpfully feeding a blind woman a single piece of asparagus.
Pure chaos in this gym.
One of the worst signs in film history.
The pipes spray acid at this spa, a normal thing that computers can control.
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#21 Dracula's Daughter (1936) - Made soon after the original Dracula with a good bit of humor and blatantly implied lesbianism for a movie released during the Hays Code. Dracula's progeny seduces men and women by using a giant hypnotic ring. Fun but the actual vampire stuff on screen is tame.

Drac's Daughter picks a girl up off the street and has her strip off her blouse and take down her shoulder straps to "model the neck and shoulders." I get the impression this only passed code because numerous even more graphic scripts were submitted and rejected from multiple writers before this.
The ring has so much closeup screen time in this that it should get its own cast entry.
ACAB including these two who arrest Van Helsing for killing Dracula. Sorry but ACAB also applies to Van Helsing.
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#20 Kill It and Leave This Town (2020) - Akin to Mad God, this is one artist's bizarre, singular work of animated horror. Set in Poland, ugly characters mope through ever-shifting, grimy streets, changing their scale, becoming/being killed by animal people. Haunting and creepy but not for everyone.

Poland is portrayed as a dreary nightmare in which nearly every single person is cruel.
After this the humans are plucked out of the water and graphically butchered.
Always grim, but there are plenty of moments of beauty in the movie, particularly during rainy interludes involving the city tram.
Most of the characters are human but talking animals, just as haunted or evil as the humans, appear repeatedly throughout.
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#19 Bad Ronald (1974) - In this odd TV movie, high schooler Ronald wants a date, but gets rejected and accidentally kills the girl's sister. He hides in a secret room in his house to escape cops. He draws art of his fantasy realm of Atranta and creeps on the family that moves in after his mom dies.

Ronald goes from Bad Ronald to Worse Ronald as the movie goes on.
Oopsy Ronald broke a child's head on a cinderblock.
9 out of 10 people still prefer art done by a guy hiding in a secret room and stalking their family to AI art.
Not joking: Bad Ronald is a character in Game of Thrones. His father's  first name is even the same in Martin's book and the movie and he is from the city of Atranta.
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#18 Ænigma (1987) - Lucio Fulci's psychic revenge story cribs from Carrie and has the vibes of an inferior version of Argento's Phenomena. It has its moments as a dying, bullied girl projects her thoughts (and snails) onto people and torments them to death. Surprise cameo by Tom Cruise.

You see this girl with the fucked up bandaged face about 50 times during the movie.
There are many closes ups of snails on boobs in this scene just so you know the snails are doing terrible things.
She can be your angel......or your devil!!
a woman is scared of a skeleton or something
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#17 Bones and All (2022) - Imagine Nomad with Frances McDormand only it's a romance about vampires that eat people's bodies. Even as a romance it inverts almost everything sexy about vampires. It's gloomy and handsome with gross and scary moments. Mark Rylance is great as the creep vampire mentor.

Eating that fingy
Mark Rylance is such an evil dork in this movie it's great.
The vampire who keeps a non-vampire to teach him to eat humans is also great.
Enjoying a nice bath.
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#16 Death Spa (1988) - I loved 1987's Killer Workout so I included Death Spa on this year's list. It matches Killer Workout boob for boob and kill for kill with an equally stupid twisty plot about revenge plus a murderous computer that controls the spa from steam rooms to blenders to frozen fish.

A man helpfully feeding a blind woman a single piece of asparagus.
Pure chaos in this gym.
One of the worst signs in film history.
The pipes spray acid at this spa, a normal thing that computers can control.
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#15 The Walking Dead (1936) - Karloff plays an old man that gets framed for murdering a judge. Witnesses prove his innocence too late and he is executed. The governor lets a doctor resurrect him(???). He remembers nothing but enacts vengeance as he pines for death. More sad than scary, but good.

At one point the bad guys use the old "we have to legally take this undead guy into custody" but they misdate the form.
Spoilers for an 88 year old movie.
The movie is only about an hour long so it has a lot of characters serving a double purpose (murder witness/nurse who helps resurrect him)
Fire and also gunshots bad.
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#14 Intruder (1989) - Folks who love store like @jessefarrar.com might enjoy this gory slasher set entirely in a grocery store. Great screen time for the 1989 cereal aisle. Sam Raimi gets a meat hook in the mouth, somebody gets their head sawed in half. Bruce Campbell shows up for 30 seconds.

Not pictured but repeatedly seen in this movie is a defunct cereal called "Crazy Cow" that I am now obsessed with.
Yes, you're damn right Sam Raimi gets thrown into that Diet Pepsi display about 3 seconds after this shot.
A bit slow to get to the slashing for a slasher, but some pretty gnarly gore in this.
The killer spends huge amounts of time pranking the surviving characters with body parts.
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Chill Wills' Son Will Wills 🎃HALLOWEEN👻MODE🎃
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A fine thick plugget of tow. Brother of Chill Wills' Daughter Jill Wills.
714 followers340 following450 posts