Here's what you do. Get yourself a standard size kit kat bar. Don't buy it, steal it from the store. Go up to them and offer them each a Break. Look at their face closely when they take the Break. That'll confirm it either way

As a top ten percenter, I plan to "throw my weight around" and brother, I've got a lotta weight

Valve included The Racist Vortigaunt so the player would feel less guilty about the events of the first game

Imagine using this shit on the phone, it's a mess

I'm actually bowing out of our plans because I'm developing the NATO Fruit Freak Alphabet and I'm hitting snags left and right

They should do a Chucky movie where somebody says he has black eyes like a shark's eyes. Could be a fun little treat for the viewer. Chucky's eyes are blue though, so they'd have to change that first

This was my first million, I called it "my beefin' million", and I lost it all on horses. I believed in a couple horses with all my heart. In the end, it came down to a disagreement between me and the horses, regarding how fast a horse should run

Nolan is a coward for cutting him out

I didn't overhear this or anything, I'm just trying to get a job writing for King of Queens or some shit like that