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@fruitfreak.bsky.social
I'll do anything to have even the smallest, shittiest piece of fruit
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Here's what you do. Get yourself a standard size kit kat bar. Don't buy it, steal it from the store. Go up to them and offer them each a Break. Look at their face closely when they take the Break. That'll confirm it either way

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Nnicebart.bsky.social

my dunnock for september :) #birdwhisperer#art

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Hezbollah guy insecure about his pager not exploding "I'm pretty crucial to the team. I get coffee for all the other Hezbollah guys. I got a dud pager is all"

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Wdril.bsky.social

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

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Haunted by this picture from the Wikipedia article for "pajamas"

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As a top ten percenter, I plan to "throw my weight around" and brother, I've got a lotta weight

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You're all excited to congratulate me now, but I plan on posting some stuff that will make you regret this

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #215,417, Fruit Freak ‪@fruitfreak.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 3, 2023"
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Valve included The Racist Vortigaunt so the player would feel less guilty about the events of the first game

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"The JD Vance is indispensable to the resistance" - The Racist Vortigaunt

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Imagine using this shit on the phone, it's a mess

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Fruit Freak
@fruitfreak.bsky.social
I'll do anything to have even the smallest, shittiest piece of fruit
56 followers94 following571 posts