Go get’em Tiger…

80 days until Chrimbo and Santa is touching base with Rudolph to see how much work, if any, is needed to get the team in shape….

Terry and Harry have been inseparable since Harry escaped from the local Safari park sixteen years ago. “Feeding H is the easy bit, it’s hiding the business that’s the problem, because there’s only so many sculptures you can put together before people start asking questions.” admits Terry…

Barry knew by the age he was 10 his dream of being a ballet dancer was just a dream. He just grown too big. But after 12 pints on a Saturday night he knows where there’s a willing audience…

Elon Musk completely denies being pictured testing the Mars Mission hovver suit. “It’s so not me, just look at his hair! Really, now would I go out with roots like that?” “This has Kamala Harris written all over it”…

Rejected by Grand Designs for being “too out there”, Debbie and Angus built their Hamster Ball’ house anyway. “It’s brilliant, a week or two of heavy rain and we’re off again”. “Glad we’re both working from home though because commuting could get tricky”…

Britain’s first leg transplant patient in training. Olympic authorities are sceptical he would be accepted with his 33% advantage. “I got the idea from Frazzle, my 8 legged Retriever. I was hoping for a sponsor because of the extra shoes, but it’s been only socks so far”…

Sid Nut is the UK’s top natural audiologist. With only his ear amplifier he has listened to and recorded nearly every sound from his garden shed. “I’ve heard humming birds and Bees that are thousands of miles away, it’s great”. “If a big lorry goes past, it’s a quick dash upstairs to change again”…