UK tv Channel 5 and disgraced presenter Phillip Schofield are giving conflicting reports of Schofield’s anger directed at his former colleague. “It’s not true he found a brown, sausage shaped, six inch pebble, scratched a face and named it Holly Willoughby”. “I’m pretty sure he used a white Sharpie”

‘Whistling’ Stuart DeSantas turned down the part of the Hulk in the 1978 TV series because he was worried about being typecast. His whistling teeth weren’t the issue. “Holding your breath in for ages during filming was playing havoc with my guts and that green paint gets everywhere ” he confessed…

Immortalised by Michael Caine in the Ipcress File, Harry Palmer was the UK’s worse spy. Captured while undercover on no less than 68 times. “I was more James Bond than anything, but never came across any models posing as Russian agents” he said in an interview before being captured in North Korea…

It’s all about perspective…

Lack of affordable housing on the seabed has reached crisis point. Large fish are being forced to sub let their own bodies to make ends meet. “It’s a sign of the times” said a particularly stout Tuna…

What goes around comes around…

This is a country that I admire and hopefully visit for at least a month….

One day, one day, I’m gonna find a game I can actually win…

Don’t matter what you say, it’s love we’re after…

Bread, butter, ketchup and eighteen minutes later in go the fish fingers. Nice…