Who facts the checkers?

Of SNL wants to do the sketch with Adams searching a kid’s room and finding Turkish Air tickets, I’ll watch it.

Did that thing again where I read an especially stupid reply in some thread, go to that person’s account to see what their deal is, start scrolling though their posts and forget that’s what I’m doing, assume I’m in my home thread and wonder why so much dumb shit is on my timeline.

Every crunchy Cheeto looks like a penis if you stare at it long enough.

Can’t wait for Charlie Kaufman to adapt the Nuzzi story.

I believe that Diddy is guilty of all that he’s been accused of. However, I think that it can also possible that the baby oil was for a neutrino detector he was building in his basement.

Dear bluesky developers. Now that video is added and needs no further development, can you please get an embedded point cloud viewer going? This is what most users need at this time.

a dave grohl involved fathering

I’ve heard that Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face because he was about to shoot a park duck instead of a non-park duck.

A real “why not both?” moment.