I'm going to humanely euthanize Mario. I'm going to pour molten aluminum into his colony to create a cast
earlier when i was out walking my dog i saw some other guy walking his dog. and it’s just like, come on man. fuck you
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Fuck the boat "Ever Given". I will never forgive the boat for what it did to the suez canal. The should shoot the damn boat. Get it out of there
As much as I hate it when my therapist hits the "buzzer" noise on her sound board, it's all worth it when she hits "ding ding ding" while I'm talking shit on my family
I've lost so much of my life to timezone related bugs