Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Superhero RPG: Alert! Alert! The forces of evil are converging on Capital City! Please incapacitate 3 giant crabs BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, and even after that the newspaper guy's going to write mean headlines about you.
Love this classic
Aha! Those giant crabs had families to mourn them! Not such a hero now, are you? Here's your 10 gold.
There is only one good, knowledge, and only one evil, these 3 giant crabs in my basement
Zelda NPC: My father loved to cook crabs, and I want to bring his joy to the world. But I donāt know how to find crabs like he did (crabs are just ten feet away). Please collect four crabs, Iāll make it worth your while. :reward is a fish stew that makes you swim faster for 1 minute:
Thatās what Big Crab *wants* you to think!
The crab is sexing me up in Baldurās gate three