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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
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Ffunkelly.bsky.social

No one's siiick as Gaston No one's thicc as Gaston No one whips out their dick just as quick as Gaston

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YHpowerrr.bsky.social

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT GROUP MASTURBATING! "My, what a guy, that Gaston!"

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PCmajima.club

My fave is still No one writes like Gaston No one smites like Gaston Goes on Goodreads and one-stars with spite like Gaston

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CBlepetitoiseau.bsky.social

Oh. Okay. So fucking LeFou wrote this, then.

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MXmaxximenez.bsky.social

like many of us, Gaston is still traumatized by the senseless and impulsive murder of Harambe

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CNcnuan.bsky.social

But, can we agree he couldn't have been using it on anyone as thirsty as the Triplets and LeFou were? 😆

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He's especially good at ejaaaaculating

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Mm1randa.bsky.social

okAY this genuinely made me laugh wow

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DDsicksadfilms.bsky.social

Just imagining Gaston pulling out his dick and twirling it to empress Belle.

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Selesh.bsky.social

It's roughly the size of a barge!

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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
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