my most recent loss was with the rock cruiser in sector 2. i found a second hull missile and weapon pre-igniter and decided yolo we're exploding people as soon as the fight starts, which is a hilarious albeit ineffective strategy.

it's so good. my most recent win was with the slug cruiser where i kept getting high rolls on scrap. wound up with weapon pre-igniter, maxed out cloaking, and three burst lasers by the end of the game and was getting twelve shots off before decloaking.

"there's an app for that!" has transitioned from slogan to threat

i got whiplash yesterday after fighting a self checkout with multiple full screen popups begging me to subscribe to their shit and give them my email followed by getting into my car only to have carplay instantly pick up waze and plexamp

i like that the frunk has as much cargo space as a corolla. you can actually use it to get groceries and not have to shove stuff in the backseat.

Love to see people who can land a solid joke about steaks. It's a rare medium to see well done.

literally the main reason i got my license haha ive been obsessed since i heard of it. its compellingly stupid (mandatory reading attached)

update: went into the flagship fight with 50 missiles so i did ok

no no, i meant that the $1400 doesn't count towards the $2000 at all. he promised us "$2000 checks" and we got $1400 checks. a $1400 check is not a $2000 check, which means even if he makes up the difference with $600 checks, we still have not received the promised $2000 checks.

sorry mx. toast but i have to rate this claim two pinocchios. joe biden promised us "$2000 checks," which means he owes us $2000 in the form of one check. he has made zero progress towards this goal in 2021 because a $1400 check is not a $2000 check.