The only reason this doesn't work is because Yoda fucked off and lived in a swamp and gave good advice to a young guy instead of thinking he was gonna beat Darth Vader all by himself because Yadel told him to.

Woah man. Wedge was a highly accomplished pilot. Buttigeig is more like that guy they made stand in the trash can on that really tall pole on Yavin IV.

What other path to victory does he expect to find? Appealing to Conservatives doesn't work for liberals, and the people he needs in order to win won't vote for him as long as he supports genocide.

What a pointless thing to say. Even if young people really did just want shit to be mad about, fixing some of their many issues would be a positive thing, even if they were still mad. It sounds like you're making excuses for inaction.

It's so funny that these dopes are seething that Marvel movies just aren't really art despite the fact that they'd despise them if they actually were.

I always feel like none of the main stories warrant a full 12 episodes, so they always fall into, "By the way, uh, Dahmer ate a ghosts penis here!"

Dude's most brilliant idea ever was filming Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry doing stuff. I wouldn't say he's a titan in the art world.

I thought it was before it came out, but E! Network goofed and showed the stars attending some screening and even 12 year old me was like, "Wait a second..."

When Paranormal Activity came out I had to spend, like, an hour explaining to a coworker that they didn't REALLY show footage of a ghost killing someone. I had to go find pictures from the red carpet premiere before she believed me.

Nah, I went on there earlier to look for something and the feed was just dead.