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Theres was this white girl in high school we all called Sanchez cause she got mustache swiped during anal

don’t really like the no edit feature but i think you got the drift

i remember this girl in highschool for nicknames barf dick and her friend was nicknamed shitpants and i was always really jealous bc my nickname was 5150 :(

with ass comes great responsibility

i sat in a bunch of sap in this dress one time and it wouldn’t come out so now i just sleep in it and wear it as loungewear but also i think it’s important to point out my tummy cause it’s cute and it’s there because i got clean and started eating and stuff

“enjoy” i say, in the most disrespectful way possible

thank you

moisturize!!