I wasn’t even in a uniform for the vampire LARP, but I will never forget yelling “HALT!” at another player and saw an old woman crumple to the ground. When I went to help her up, I saw the tattoo on her arm. I explained what was going on and apologized. She complimented me on nailing the intonation.

oh jeeze. 💔

I retired that character and went to the bar, deeply ashamed. That’s not the kind of thing you want a compliment on.

oh my god this is nightmare fuel