I work in a hospital now and when customers die I take their souls and I put them into little glass bottles. Not a single person whose died since I’ve started working there has gone to Heaven or Hell they’ve gone in a drawer in my desk next to rubber bands and paper clips.

that sounds fine honestly. heaven and hell seem like a lot to deal with. i could go for just chilling with stationery for a bit. maybe see a mouse if you accidentally leave snacks in there overnight.

Sounds like the making of a great drinking game

do they make a sound if you shake them?

That's where I keep my lost souls too. Twinsies!

this is almost exactly what the latest Final Fantasy XIV expansion is about

But all the concentrated sin is going to open up a crack in the earth and then your desk will be pulled down to the 9th circle, and you do not want to settle that with insurance.

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I wonder if they co-mingle in their own little area like the ghosts from Soul

and if anyone starts asking questions, you can throw one to the ground to make a cloud of Soul Smoke in which you can grab the rest and make your escape. foolproof plan

Calling them customers and not patients