Okay, I'm not sure how to pull this short story idea off: An insurance company was trying to invent military androids, but accidentally built a time portal to the future. Now, no one knows why this one company is able to keep their rates so low, but it's driving everyone else out of business.

Whenever I use Google Calculator, it thinks I'm looking up Bible verses. I'm using normal math symbols, almost never including a colon, but any numbers into Google are interpreted as Bible verses.

Are you referring to comedy routines or to meetings designed to be quick?

I think every day is a good day to listen, but I wish the USA had a specifically good day to listen like Canada does.

What's your worst movie experience? I don't actually remember this, but apparently the power went out while I was watching Sleeping Beauty, right as Maleficent cast a spell. I was apparently convinced Maleficent had knocked out the power to my house, and was terrified of that movie for years.

When I got back to the first event after leaving for 6 hours to go to the second, someone asked, "Oh, was [your coven's rescheduled Mabon ritual] close by?" "No," I said nonchalantly, realizing that most people are less crazy than I. "It was an hour and a half drive away." 2/2

What a weekend. It was a blast! But going from event to event to event to event was a lot. The hour+ drives to each of the first three were my only times to cognitively reset, and the last two events were a block away from each other (no reset time). 1/2

Combine two bands Powersteppenwolf

Hey! Just give me a few years! I'm still working on the checkered past! Also, I need to pick the RIGHT haunted lighthouse.

Good luck!