1 is more basic but still pretty fun. I always liked 2 a lot more. But I 100%'d it so I could carry the data over. Cuz I've never tried to compete them either

I've also never played a game since that is more "but thou must" than this one

I didn't do anything to you

I don't think I've ever played a single naval battle game in my life. But it's probably fun

That's one I tried and didn't like. Bounced off it after a few hours

They did, allegedly

Still don't think I want to play it enough to spend any money at all

Yeah, at least the first four anyway

They were basically gag gifts/prank sodas. Just designed to gross you out. And to that end they worked really well

It might just get better with age