While I was in front of the toilet, I felt a tickling sensation on the back of my neck, so I instinctively grabbed it with my only working hand.

A moment later, I saw that I was holding a #spottedlanternfly, which I already knew I was supposed to kill on sight, having previously stomped on ones on the ground near me, so I set it down next to the sink, used the bathroom, washed my hands, photographed it a couple times, and crushed its ...