Find out they have cloaks and wavy daggers on auction despite what they said @roll20app.bsky.socialmarketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/2...@dtrpg.bsky.socialwww.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

I only show up to estate sales if they have the big "no murder cult operating out of basement" sign out front. Otherwise hard pass from me. #DnD

If you're dying to get your hands on it try @roll20app.bsky.socialmarketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/1...@dtrpg.bsky.socialwww.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...

City of the dead! House of the dead! Room of the dead! Nightstand of the dead! Tea cup of the dead! #DnD

Why not throw your funds down a hole and purchase it @roll20app.bsky.socialmarketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/3...@dtrpg.bsky.socialwww.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

Find a giant rock vent in the caverns? Why not bounce some rocks down and give your wizard a opening to say "This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance." #DnD

Tax your income buying it @dtrpg.bsky.socialwww.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...@roll20app.bsky.socialmarketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/2...

Haven't heard from the colony up north in 10 years? Better send a delegation to find out why they aren't meeting their tax shares. #DnD

School those other spell jammers @roll20app.bsky.socialmarketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/1...@dtrpg.bsky.socialwww.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

As the gods of the sea made fish they are clearly the superior shape for all things in the ocean or the sky ocean. Thus our crafts are superior to all other designs. And as lemons go great with fish no scurvy either. #dnd