Advertisements offering me “guilt-free” things overestimate my ability to feel guilt The last one was “guilt-free dhal” and I promise that I have never felt the heavy burden of lentil-based original sin

On e reason that I’m asking about Danish cryptids is that I have a problem fixing mindset, and if they don’t have any cryptids, I’m prepared to put on a ghillie suit in a local swamp and howl at some hikers myself

“And this one will drag you into the sea, and this one will drag you into the sea, and this one will drag you into the sea” A people with a difficult relationship with their coastline

I was reading a friends book of Greenland monsters, and there a lot of great new friends in there

Ooooooh! I would love to hear about the spoooky things hikers see and hear when altitude sickness kicks in during a snowstorm

Books have a different law, you can buy more books as long as you have shelf space, or can fit them on top of a book pile, or there’s a book you want to buy, or a book that can be bought

Yes, I don’t want charming folklore, I want to see the European Florida Man talk about how Mothman knocked up his girlfriend

Twitter started to suck at the same time as I joined a family-reputation company who controls my immigration status, so it was a nice time for a social media break 😅

Heck yeah!

That’s the law, losers