I've tried, tried, tried, and I’ve tried even more I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for I’ve pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged In hopes of some success But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress! 1/8

I've no more fucks to give My fucks have runneth dry I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy! I've no more fucks to give Though more fucks I’ve tried to get I’m over my fuck budget, and I'm now in fucking debt! 2/8