I feel a constant need to rant about "Caleb" who NEEDS to go and drink at a very expensive wine bar every weekday evening, just as his wife, the breadwinner, comes home from a day of work, leaving her to deal with their two very small kids.

Where’s Caleb I just wanna talk (with a pillowcase full of soap bars)

Caleb is also in love with his therapist and would like to have sex with him - a fact he talks about in public, including at a passover seder attended by all his wife's colleagues. Caleb would like to move to Philadelphia to be closer to his therapist, and wants his wife to follow him.