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Gareth Watkins
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Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, Bandcamp and elsewhere I suppose. Host of Death Sentence and Galaxy Burn podcasts.
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My job in the leftist commune would be being the only person normal enough to order a pizza over the phone.

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*immediately inducted*

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Week 3 of being the only normal person who can order: youtu.be/k5oL4QKb6Sk

You Don't Actually Need a Menu
You Don't Actually Need a Menu

YouTube video by Dropout

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"Listen, I'll call, but you better have your order straight. I will only allow a maximum of 4 total changes to menu items, so choose those substitutions carefully, folks."

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Gareth come quick someone's trying to call the cable company we're about to lose it all

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Gareth Watkins
@garethwatkins.bsky.social
Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, Bandcamp and elsewhere I suppose. Host of Death Sentence and Galaxy Burn podcasts.
978 followers1.5k following1.7k posts