🎶 He was Old Wyckham With a thirst for politics Did PPE at an Oxford College But I had Sky That caught his eye He told me that his wife was loaded I said "Well fill my Kia Rio with a tank of unleaded" He said "Fine" And then in 30 seconds time, he said "I wanna live like common people" 🎶
Them's days you'd be glad to have the prize of ITV.. Aye. A cuppa' shitty ITV. Not Sky Or BBC... in a cracked dish and all. We never had a dish. We used to stand outside with an antenna. But you know we were happy those days, but we were poor. #dishyrishi has a new meaning.
I think his parents had Sky, to watch cricket. They just hid it when he came home from boarding school.
I hate that I sang this
Tagging @hutchinsondave.bsky.social bc you'll like this!
I want friends with the common people too Well, maybe not working class people Just those with houses worth a million, or two Well what else, could I do? I said, look at 3-beds in NW2
Ah, No-dishi Rishi.
Brilliant! 😆