Then i'd be like "no no it's fine, honestly i'll take it. It just wasn't what i ordered. I appreciate you're busy though."

But you will write to your MP, surely?

I’m the one at the table saying “I’m so sorry, you must be super busy and I hate that we’re all sending back the bowl of rats, can you check the kitchen again”

lol, I thought the first sentence was about a computer server and I was like “no! I yell at those really easily”. But yeah, wrong order I usually don’t even mention it.