From the hilltop, they watched the two groups of dragon-hunters fight over who got to attack first. "I have a theory about humans." The cat said. "What is it?" The dragon asked. "They don't nap enough." The cat said. "It would explain why they get like this." The dragon nodded. "That it would."

So that's why the Spanish are so chilled

"I mean, if they worked together they could beat you." The dragon shook its head. "Not with you here." The cat flexed its claws and yawned. "Well, obviously." "But alone..." The dragon considered, "Maybe. A chance, yes." "Not enough naps." The cat sighed. "Not enough naps." The dragon agreed.