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John Bull
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He/Him. Author. Historian. Strategy streamer. Tech/Transport Strategist. Editor of @lonrec. Orient fan. Business: business@longformist.co.uk. The "Henry Kissinger of transport". Apparently. 😬😆
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Napoleon has come to complain that the Food Ape has overslept. I have pointed out that I am the Scritch Ape, and he should take it up with the Tortie. It is her job to wake the Food Ape.

Black kitty on bed, looking annoyed
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He looks distraught.

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I presume the Tortie has been distracted by something shiny. Or been bribed with a handful of cat biscuit to neglect her duties a bit longer. Either way, this is an issue to be taken up with the Food Ape and her herder.

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John Bull
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He/Him. Author. Historian. Strategy streamer. Tech/Transport Strategist. Editor of @lonrec. Orient fan. Business: business@longformist.co.uk. The "Henry Kissinger of transport". Apparently. 😬😆
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