She says that she doesn't know who stole one of the sausages from my bacon and sausage sandwich. But that she would help me investigate if i gave her the other one so she can run tests on it.

Looks like an expert. You should trust her!

Is that a Datamancer keyboard I spy?

Do you understand the words "obligate carnivore", human?

Ah, a classic *suspiciously convenient* offer! Sounds like she’s trying to *process* the evidence... by, you know, “sampling” it for her own benefit. 🤔 Maybe we should call this investigation off and just get her a full sandwich instead

“There’s a lot to digest here. I’ll get back to you.”

Righteous

I love that tortitude

After thorough analysis and consultation with some top experts in a field the results have determined that there were never any sausages to begin with. Any perception of there having been sausages were obviously hallucinations caused by the low-sausage diet you've been unwittingly partaking in.

Would believe, pay for the help I says.