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Gay Bitterskeets

@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

Teacher, gay guy, recovering Catholic. Into politics, religion, and astronomy; am a lefty weirdo. Married to @cutiekin.bsky.social . BLM. He/il/él DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.

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GBgaybitterskeets.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 4:55pm

Headline: NASA warns Alien life may not be fuckable.

Riker replies: Not with that attitude.

Scathy-es123.bsky.socialOct 10, 2024 7:36am

😆

nlwa.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 6:55am

a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .

KOkateorman.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 9:57pm

William T. Riker. He is the alien in "sex with aliens".

DRmal-content.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 6:22pm

Not since the accident…

JWjayd456.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 3:44am

Captain Kirk has entered the chat. 🤭

IWsalarta.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 4:11pm

If it has a corporeal form, and sometimes even if it doesn’t, it is fuckable

TGlucasgoart.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 5:04pm

a woman with red hair is making a funny face and says well is n't that

ALT: a woman with red hair is making a funny face and says well is n't that

Kchester66red.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 9:27pm

a man wearing a black and white striped sweater with the word schitt 's creek at the bottom

ALT: a man wearing a black and white striped sweater with the word schitt 's creek at the bottom

NSipsumlorem.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 8:13pm

SEXRIKER ™ would beg to disagree.

Ss1m1an.bsky.socialOct 8, 2024 5:43pm

They'll probably be like praying mantises. Once they mate, they devour their partner.

Gay Bitterskeets

@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social

Teacher, gay guy, recovering Catholic. Into politics, religion, and astronomy; am a lefty weirdo. Married to @cutiekin.bsky.social . BLM. He/il/él DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.

1.3k followers1.2k following8.1k posts