Rule of Success No. 12: Get donuts for the office once in a while. Don’t tell them which one has the ricin.

Rule of Success No. 12: Get donuts for the office once in a while. Don’t tell them which one has the ricin.

Elon enters his Neuralink virtuosity after the roll out of the Optimus robots, only to find it entirely empty, except for giant glowing letters that spell, “NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOUR FATHER STILL WON’T LOVE YOU OR APPROVE YOUR LIFE CHOICES.” Musk begins to weep.

He's smelling something tasty 🤤

One of the cool things of working for a rural company is all the field workers who wear the jeans that fit their butts just right …

a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera

ALT: a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera

(bwahhahhah you will not listen)

[Overhears coffee shop baristas discussing time travel. Nods head knowingly]

Rule of Success No. 45: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have, especially if you want to be a ninja.

that's what I'm talking about

Coffee so strong, your future self comes in and warns you not to drink it.