to date one of the kinkiest things i've ever done is go on a date with a cismasc-passing enby and quietly roleplay as a cisgender heterosexual couple the whole time we'd just be kissing in public whispering "this is fine, society expects this" and it was pretty fucking hot

when you're so gay that being straight is kinky >>>>>

Swapping genders with my partner and being the spicy straight couple on the block was definitely a kink for the first two years 😅

objectively a nice thing about going on a date with a cis guy

This is some wild shit, ngl. I'm here for it. I could only aspire to be this cool.