*at the red lobster* me: i will have the red lobster waiter: okay

R/B colorblind people: "I will have the blue lobster" waiter: "We have a code blue, I repeat, code blue"

WE NEED A PART 2 🙏

So that's why it's called that

Floor opens up, golden pillar rises up slowly.. steam billows softly. Heavenly Spotlight turns on BEHOLD. THE RED LOBSTER.

I always ask for the sturgeon water

*the ground suddenly shakes, as it's an earthquake, you look out of the window and you see that the entire place, including you, has shrunken. The waiter takes the building in his hands, and puts it on a plate, he takes a look at you through the tiny window and says...* That'll be 16,99$.

But do they come in other colors?

Me when im at red lobster and i ask for a red lobster and the waiters like “okay”

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