And now to talk about the latest transgender controversy, we turn to our panel: A failed Democratic Senator, a crypto lobbyist, and a nest of hornets we found inside the walls of our studio. I'm your host, a sentient can of stale LaCroix.

whoa whoa whoa there, don't you think the hornets could be BIASED, what with all the weird gender roles in their societies???

The hornets are the least harmful there..l

Sadly, we couldn't find any trans people who aren't biased for [checks notes] wanting to live in society.