A college friend of mine who worked at a movie theater said he'd seen somebody bring an 8- or 9-yo kid to *Saving Private Ryan*. I assume that kid is in turbo-super- therapy today 😬

Saeed, I'm working for some very nice Lutherans and the TEMPTATION I now feel to put that in their newsletter 😂😂😂

What I'm trying to write today is the church newsletter, and ngl sometimes it does help to imagine somebody getting kicked in the balls 😅

Somebody's gonna need a Rolaids

Tbh I can't imagine how the Obamas felt for eight years. I don't know how they could sleep.

Olson supported Bill Clinton the sex pest, and then rejected the most wife-guy Democrats in recent memory and the first female candidate. Tbh that sounds more like internalized misogyny than being "hard to pin down".

How much for one (1) locally sourced, sustainable scritch under the chin?

I've called every dentist that my insurance says is supposed to take my plan. Not a one actually does.

Here in the southern US the deliciousness of the food is directly correlated with how many health codes the restaurant has ignored. Esp if it's a barbecue place

I'll ask my boss who's a native Minnesotan ELCA Lutheran pastor! (Currently in exile with us here in the lower Midwest 😁)