the album I was listening to ended and Landslide autoplayed and now I’m crying at 9am
it arrives in 12 minutes. thinking of hooking up something like this to my cat to get it inside
I ordered a Christmas tree for delivery to surprise my boyfriend who is out for the day but I just realized now I have to haul it inside and put it in the tree stand myself?? Not to do toxic masculinity but this is man’s work!!! Is my cat going to help??
confidential to my TMJ girlies guybies and enbies: I just found a massage therapist who does intraoral massage IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD and I’m so happy I could cry. okay everyone else ignore this
my bf is about 5 peoples’ bosses and I don’t know those people but I wish there was some way I could tell them that when he logs off a meeting I derisively say stuff like “good job bossing people around honey 🥹” just to knock the managers of the world down a notch
Do not scold me about Joe Biden. Go talk to him. He is the president of the United States and I work at the store.
@georgesantos.bsky.social now that you’re not in Congress anymore can I get a follow