My play Waiting for Godot II is premiering: VLADIMIR and ESTRAGON, a pair of shabby maunderers stand by a BARREN TREE center stage. Godot enters from stage right. Godot Sorry I'm late fellas, things have been ca-ray-zee! Blackout Fin

One time I saw Pete Rose 'rassle a tornady-cloud out the sky quick as billy-o! Yessiree, called him "Charlie Hustle" on account of him founding a splinter sect of Catholicism that said secretly Charlemagne was the only REAL pope, yessir.

Pete Rose is perhaps nothing so much as a classic “two things can be true” guy

Never Forget: Pete Rose wasn't just Charlie Hustle, he first was "Занятый Чарльз" a thrice decorated Soviet Sniper tasked with assassinating German Commanders on the Eastern Front.

My mom and I were stopped at a red light when a jovial fellow motioned for her to roll down the window. He threw a running battery-operated circular saw at her. That man? Charlie "Pete Rose" Hustle. RIP.

When I was a kid I saw Pete Rose at the Palace Buffet at the Old Bingo Palace in Vegas. I was behind him at the roast beef carving station and he looked me in the eye and said "I'm gonna eat that whole motherfucking Steamship Round of beef none for you, you fat fuck!" He was truly Charlie Hustle.

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I wonder how many people lost a bet on Pete Rose dying today.

DAS KAPITAL? More like DAS CRAPITAL! Get off your ass and get a job you louse! - Marx's long-suffering wife Jen.

Oh me? Just sitting here screaming "WORKING AS DESIGNED!" at everything I see on the internet.