I'm really hard-pressed to say this, but the first episodes of the Amazon NHL series have been pretty good. You're not going to get "raw, unfiltered..." but you are going to get some deeper shit than you are used to from some of the biggest names in the game. No Matthews though, he can't be arsed

Neither McDavid nor McCartney think that makes them better than any other person they meet nor do they want to waste their talent.

Okay, I'm here for McDavid's self-awareness. Producer: "Do you feel like the greatest player in the NHL?" McDavid: *awkward chortle, repeats question* "When I'm at my best...it's a tough level to match." He's hockey's Paul McCartney. You know how great he is, McCartney knows how great he is....

"These dames out here, boy they're really putin' on a show, eh Tom?" "Yeah, these broads are really out there messin' up their hair and nails..." Oh you mean technology-wise.

I recognize every one of those words, and I hate you for making me think of them on a weekend...

"A keen skateboarder..." *Proceeds to cut to B-roll of guy who can barely stand on a board, then proceeds to fall off after standing on said board.* Don't ever change GBBS.

Apparently it's in Tallahasssssseeeeessesseee

Don't make me YEET you BRO!!!

SKIBIDI TOILET, MEGA TV MAN!

OMEGALUL WUT?!