Really? Did you go to Spain or Italy instead?

I had to start cutting up the dog ice cream because last time I just squeezed the whole thing in my dog's bowl, she tried to swallow the whole thing at once and passed out.

Hell of day!

It sure was prescient about what Musk's Mars would like. Complete with self driving cars that try to murder you!

Bernie has already had to stop one.

That is even worse than I expected.

Even if one believes it is not immoral to execute a guilty person, the fact that people on death row are exonerated with shocking regularity should be enough to convince everyone it should be abolished.

"Seize him, you fools!" works even better.

My kids, and my $15,000 podium, keep me humble.

They should have gone the other way and said his name was Phillip Nathan Guinn.