you've had blue cheese. now try cheese outside the visible spectrum.

i was 20, so yes

(sitting down with my girl, holding her hand, getting real serious) your posts... they just aren't good

in 2010 *i* was new

there are two wolves inside you. one thinks dog fucking is bad...

"ooohhh i dunno i'm not good with this new technology" sir the iPad was first released in 2010

time for another recoGendation: Strongbow 8.2% Hard Cider. it tastes like driving to work.

people are always so surprised to find out about your personality disorder. "you're always so happy" yeah cunt if I went outside unhappy one of us would die

it's eremophila Wednesday

happy stars